Thirsty is the World's Best Hash

Melody: Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend

A run 'round the block may be quite fundamental
Thirsty is the world's best Hash.
The runs always grand but with Thirsty
it's gentle on your humble fat,
you can leave on your top hat.

Champagne's cold, the beers good as gold
and we all get our fill in the end.
But bare-faced or shit-faced
our Hash is in great shape
Thirsty is the world's best Hash.

There may come a time
when the Hash loses trail,
Thirsty is the world's best Hash.
That's when the hashmen just keep chasing tail,
they keep in touch,
Piss off! You're just too much.

Champagne's cold, the beers good as gold
and we all get our fill in the end.
But bare-faced or shit-faced
our Hash is in great shape,
Thirsty is the world's best
Thirsty is the world's best
Thirsty is the world's best
Thirsty is the world's best Haaaaaash!